We've been missing our daily calls, Laura has been really busy lately. But here's a brief collection of stuff from this month.
Laura has to be at work at 6:30 every day, I don't have to be at work until 8:00 AM. I don't get up until after she leaves. The other day Laura was leaving for work and let a cat into our bedroom. I wasn't quite asleep and not quite awake. The cat gave out a loud meow, jumped up on the bed and onto me and....peed on me. I came to full consciousness immediately and pitched the cat off of me. I cleaned up myself, put the sheets into the wash and took my shower.
I emailed Laura later to thank her for letting the cat in and to tell her why. She emailed me back. Laura's email said: "I'm sorry the cat peed on you, I don't know if they make cards for that."
Laura was talking to one of her sisters the other day and was told about an incident that happened at work. A coworker told Laura's sister: "Don't give me any more work or I'll twist your tits off."
Another day Laura was working at her desk. A couple of girls were talking at another desk, one telling the other about her recent breast augmentation and what a good job they did. She then proceeded to ask the other girl if she wanted to feel.